6

2192192956 c9023211ca 5 Surefire Ways To Screw Up Your Next Job Interview
Everyone knows the economy is junk right now and people are struggling to keep their jobs. With people being laid off left and right, it’s safe to say that there isn’t much hiring going on. Should you be lucky enough be to receiving an interview in these downward times, there are few horrendous mistakes you need to avoid making when you get the call. Make the best of this opportunity; you may not receive another one for a while.

The Alarm Clock “Didn’t Go Off” (Okay, really you just pressed the snooze button one too many times…)

1 waking up 042209 lg 5 Surefire Ways To Screw Up Your Next Job Interview

Be on time! It doesn’t get any simpler, really. If you have issues making appointments, leave way earlier than necessary. Competition is thick and any company you want to be working for isn’t going to accept a lack of punctuality, whatever your reasons. There are ten other people with your qualifications who made it on time, and likely ten minutes early.

Limp is Unattractive. Be Firm.


This is another simple part of a job interview that must be mastered. We all know what the characteristics of a respectable handshake are. Implement them and don’t leave your prospective boss cringing in pain or in pity of your flaccidity.

Spent a Little (or a lot) of Time Behind Bars or Just Hanging on the Couch?

 5 Surefire Ways To Screw Up Your Next Job Interview

Many people possess serious gaps in their work history, and for many reasons. If you went to prison for 3 years because you used your chemistry degree to master the art of methamphetamine manufacturing, you should probably be prepared with an alternate explanation of your disappearance from the workforce. Don’t worry, though. Respectable companies do employ felons.

Don’t Go for Hobo-Chic. Nobody Wants to Hire a Shlemiel.

Rachel+Bilson+Waiting+Outside+Hotel+New+York+ GyuFyfd8cgl 5 Surefire Ways To Screw Up Your Next Job Interview

Don’t know what to wear? Go scope the place out and see what the employees are wearing and do your best to step it up a notch. This doesn’t mean showing up in a tuxedo. That’ll get you removed from the consideration pile just as quickly as showing up in flannel and a straw hat.

Save Your Trash Talk Side for the Bar


This means no hitting on the secretary or mail carrier, don’t put your feet up on the waiting room table, don’t whine about cold coffee and don’t complain about how long you’ve been sitting there waiting to be seen. Sit tight, shut-up and pretend you’re visiting potential in-laws; everyone is watching!

6 Responses to “5 Surefire Ways To Screw Up Your Next Job Interview”

  1. Twitter Comment


    5 Surefire Ways To Screw Up Your Next Job Interview [link to post]

    – Posted using Chat Catcher

  2. funnelthru says:

    We would only add – “Eat something you know your stomach doesn’t agree with for breakfast (or dinner the night before”.

    You’ll be sweating and sitting in the room just begging to leave for the restroom… not good :)

  3. [...] This post was Twitted by JessicaCRB [...]

  4. [...] 5 Surefire Ways to Screw Up Your Next Job Interview: With so many posts focused on what you should do, this one takes the opposite stance and tells you what you shouldn’t do if you want to get the job. [...]

  5. [...] Everyone knows the economy is junk right now and people are struggling to keep their jobs. With people being laid off left and right, it’s safe to say that there isn’t much hiring going on. Should you be lucky enough be to receiving an interview in these downward times, there are few horrendous mistakes you need to avoid making when you get the call. Make the best of this opportunity; you may not receive another one for a while. Read more… [...]

  6. This is an excellent, informative blog post! We plan to share it with our Career & Job Seeker Tweeps.

    Best,

    Hayley Hudson
    J2B Marketing
    @j2bmarketing